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I like Zelda, Doctor Who, Harry Potter and Disney. I am on the life long search for love and have traveled many lands for it. So far it doesn't exist in the Shire, at Hogwarts, across the lands of Azeroth, On the planet of Tatooine, or Under the Sea but I'm not giving up. :) I like friends so lets be that.
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quick summary: willy wonka and the chocolate factory

boy: i hate being poor
grandpa: were going to the fun factory
mr chocolate: hello naughty children its murder time
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jakeelko:

Glacier National Park Pt 2, MT

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You never get over it. But you get to where it doesn’t bother you so much.
The Virgin Suicides by Jeffrey Eugenides (via suspend)
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giraffepoliceforce:

"You can’t just change the race of cultural icons like Captain America! It’s an important part of their identity and message!"

Jesus: Ah yes.

Jesus: Can’t imagine who would do that.

Jesus: What a shame.

2 days ago on August 31st | J | 92,330 notes

mishasminions:

fictionalmasterpiece:

rainnecassidy:

ouyangdan:

piratemoggy:

shakespearelove:

This.
Is exactly what I needed after a nap.

This is extremely unacceptable I need to put it on my blog.

was this entirely necessary?

I feel like it was, yes.

It’s his whole body. In perfect clarity.

I REALLY ENJOYED THIS THANK YOU

2 days ago on August 31st | J | 75,370 notes

paragonikathryn:

falstafff:

i don’t understand why people don’t instantly respond to “what would your dream superpower be” with the ability to manipulate probability.
think about it. what’s the chance someone will drop 1mil in front of me? 0%? let’s make that 100%. what’s the probability i’ll wake up tomorrow and be X gender? 100%. what’s the probability my bathtub is filled with mac and cheese? 100%.

This is genius

2 days ago on August 31st | J | 222,209 notes

CAN YOU IMAGINE A BOYFRIEND/GIRLFRIEND?? LIKE SOMEONE ACTUALLY GIVING A SHIT ABOUT YOU??? BECAUSE I CAN’T

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lotrlockedwhovian:

dreamingofcossackia:

live to ride

how did bikers ever get the reputation of being fearsome. Everything I’ve ever heard about them is always rides for charity, helping stray animals, telling kids to stay in school and doing cute shit like this and generally being nicer than 90% of the population. 

lotrlockedwhovian:

dreamingofcossackia:

live to ride

how did bikers ever get the reputation of being fearsome. Everything I’ve ever heard about them is always rides for charity, helping stray animals, telling kids to stay in school and doing cute shit like this and generally being nicer than 90% of the population. 

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hyliansword:

"Do not think this ends here…  The history of light and shadow will be written in blood!"

Requested by goldenblackflames

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barackfuckingobama:

xinjay:

itsjustafangirlthing:

tundrakatiebean:

spooknessinsalvation:

thisbookofshadows:

barackfuckingobama:

so i bought this ring that has a little hinge and it opens up to a tiny secret box hidden under the gem and my mom told me that women used to put poison in it and then SLIP POISON INTO PEOPLES DRINKS and i was like NUH UH THIS CANT BE REAL and i just googled it and guys this is like a real thing

people are psycho

I have a few of those. I think they’re really neat!

classiest way to poison someone hands down

That’s how it all goes down in Hamlet, poison ring.

I’ve always, always wanted one of these because I have pure peppermint liquid that can ruin a drink with one drop and just kargfksernjskrn I want one.

wait why does everyone want one of these

what are all of you people planning

i regret making this post because i have been getting the creepiest reblogs in the universe seriously tumblr u scary

2 days ago on August 31st | J | 110,783 notes

"Thank you, Link. This is a symbol of my deepest gratitude."

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softpoisondollz:

catsbeaversandducks:

Don’t Be Sad, Look At These Baby Ducks

If you didn’t already know, baby ducks are pretty much precious little nuggets of joy. They have been clinically proven to cure depression and disease and all other problems because they are perfect.For now we will cure your sadness. In order to do so, you simply have to look at the following pictures of them. It’s an intense journey. Prepare yourself.

All the cuteness via BuzzFeed

Uhhhggg.. i want one..

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